Friday, December 21, 2012

Lizzy-isms

Justin: Lizzy, wait inside please. I'm just going to warm up the car real quick.
Lizzy: Why?
Justin: Because it's been sitting all day.
Lizzy: DAD! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! The car does NOT have a bottom!

Lizzy: Mom, my foot tastes itchy.
Aunt Court: Can you tell me what itchy tastes like?
Lizzy: Like this, (high pitched voice) "ITCHY! ITCHY! ITCHY!"

Me: Lizzy, I need you to go to your room until you can stop screaming.
Lizzy: I cannot mother. Leah is sleeping.
Me: Who is Leah?
Lizzy: A friend. I cannot wake up people who are sleeping, you said.

(In the car, at a stoplight. The instant the light turned green.)
Lizzy: GO CARS! MOVE! THE LIGHT IS GREEN! WHAT'S YOUR DAMAGES? I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN! MOVE IT!

Lizzy: What's a president?
Me: He's the person who is the boss of everything in this country.
Lizzy: But you are the boss of everything, Mom!

(Listening to the radio)
Lizzy: Mom, I don't like this song.
Me: Why not? I think it's a nice song.
Lizzy: But I sing it better. I want to listen to me sing instead.

Lizzy: I want to pray my special prayer.
Us: Okay, what's your special prayer?
Lizzy: Dear God, thank you for mating us and so much good girls. We love you Jesus, in Jesus' name, Amen.

(In church, Becca started to cry)
Lizzy: THE BABY IS CRYING! MOM'S BOOBS HURT NOW!

{And yes, I know that like half of this post is capitalized. It is the volume at which my child speaks.}

7 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness... that girl is too funny! And the last one.... I'd die! Hope you guys are all doing well and are getting some more sleep :)

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  2. Smart kid - she knows who's boss. :)

    And I love the boob quote. Classic. And in church, of course.

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  3. Giggles :) You'll be glad you wrote these down.

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  4. LOL. I am DYING. Damages?! And the boobs.. lol. I love it.

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  5. Hilarious! I live lizzy posts! And great minds think alike right down to the post titles, so funny!

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  6. This is hilarious. Her and Brayden would make quite a pair.

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