Thursday, May 7, 2009

NO Naked Rule

I am enacting the "No Naked Rule", effective immediately. That is, I will not speak to naked people in the locker room at the gym, particularly if I don't even know them. I don't understand why strangers would even think another stranger would want to shoot the breeze while they are naked! It's weird!


  1. LMAO that is a great rule.

  2. That is just wrong. What are they thinking? AHHH! Sorry that this happens to you. Yuck!

  3. Ah hahahaha I am dying over here! What a great rule Mere :) I try to just avoid the naked people at the gym, period! Haha.

  4. hah! I have a No Asking Work Questions When I'm in the Restroom Stall Rule. Seriously? Your question can't wait until I'm done?

    What is even the proper etiquette when responding? Do I, 1. Finish peeing and then respond? 2. Respond while peeing? Or 3. Not respond because you are too much of a doofus to realize there is a better time/place to ask? Please, can't I pee in peace??

  5. Oh, yes. I am so right with you on this one. No need to air dry at the gym. Hello, towel? Yuck.

  6. I think I am this person. Of course, I would be making an inappropriate and most likely nakedness-related sarcastic remark. Like "How's it hanging?" for example.

  7. Good thing I did not have a beverage in my mouth when I read this...I would have spit it all over my computer! I think this is a great rule.


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